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Your camera is lying to you

Posted 19/5/2026

There's a very specific kind of betrayal that hits different than most. You scroll back through yesterday's photos, feeling pretty good about yourself, and then — boom. Who is THAT person and why do they look like they lost a bet?

You were so confident when you took it. The angle felt right. The lighting seemed fine. You may have even done a little internal celebration. And now you're staring at your phone wondering if your face has always done that thing.

It's not the photo that changed. It's you. More specifically, it's your brain without caffeine trying to make decisions about aesthetics. An uncaffeinated brain is basically a broken compass, technically a tool, but absolutely useless for navigation.

Morning coffee doesn't just wake you up. It recalibrates everything. Your mood, your judgment, your ability to look at a photo and say "yeah that's actually fine, calm down." That first cup is basically a full system reset for your entire personality. Without it, everything looks worse: the photos, the day, your inbox, the news, all of it.

The science-ish explanation is that caffeine brings your self-awareness back online. And self-awareness, it turns out, is the thing standing between you and a full spiral over a Tuesday morning selfie.

Coffee isn't just a drink. It's a perspective adjustment in a mug.

Roaster Notes:

Salt Spring Coffee (https://www.saltspringcoffee.com/ )

Salt Spring Island, BC

In their own words: “In 1996, founders Mickey McLeod and Robbyn Scott opened a coffee roasting café on Salt Spring Island with the mission of bringing sustainable coffee to their island community. Salt Spring Coffee was born, and the freshly roasted coffee quickly became an island favourite, sparking conversations with customers about coffee quality and sourcing.

In their quest for coffee that was environmentally friendly and fair to farmers, Mickey and Robbyn made several origin trips to Central America and Indonesia, visiting coffee farming communities in Costa Rica, Peru, Nicaragua, Sumatra and Uganda. Together, they built long-term, direct trade partnerships with coffee producers, who not only shared their hospitality but also shared their generational expertise in organic coffee production and regenerative agricultural practices.

As a result, Salt Spring Coffee became one of the first 10 companies in Canada to be Fair Trade Certified. Since committing to fair trade, Salt Spring Coffee has contributed millions in fair trade premiums, which are additional funds paid directly to coffee farmers who decide on how to reinvest the money within their communities.”

A friend gave me a bag of their coffee when I was about to start my bicycle ride across Canada in 2013. While “cowboy coffee” may not be everyone’s cup of tea, boiling up a pot of their dark roast at the time made for a great start to the day’s ride.

Stay caffeinated my friend

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